chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

moveslikecurt:

day 4:  favourite film  Accepted

"When every college turned them down…they made one up."

glintter:

going to school likeimage

pro-choice-or-no-voice:

bedsider:

Really? Yes. Some students really do believe that yellow skittles can be used as birth control.

That’s a very good reason why we need sex ed. BTW, skittles are not contraception, but here’s everything that is.

Fascinated/concerned by this? Want to see more? Check out 17 Teachers On Their Students’ Weirdest Misconceptions About Sex over at Buzzfeed. 

And people still want us to teach abstinence-only sex education in our schools… - Paige

lulz-time:

A short story of a college students life

retiredjesus:

i just finished season 1 of ahs, that shit was scary why do people watch this

bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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purpbanga:

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

THROW THAT ASS IN A CIRCLE!!

ap student: hey im going to my ap class
ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
ap student: AP
ap student: listen to me
ap student: look at me
ap student: AP
ap student: IM SMART
ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
ap student: ap

powerburial:

youwanttthed:

powerburial:

cool college guy recipe:

  • hot dog on pizza

what you will need:

  • hotdog
  • pizza
  • oven

ingredients:

  1. 1hotdog
  2. preheat oven
  3. hotdog on pizza
  4. pizza in oven
  5. microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the  pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids
  6. 6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza

Do you do weddings

i do whatever the hell i waint

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

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